I am not normally a braggart, but hot snot, I just have to gloat about this one. Today was an epic day. Today, I went to Costco with my 4 very small children and, get this: it went smoothly. Yeah, that’s right. Costco with a preschooler, toddler, and 2 newborns? Psh, no biggie. Whatev. I’m just that good.
Is your jaw not dropped to the floor? Then you