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PhotoBlog: Maul That Twin!

And now, it’s time for… maul that twin! Our contestants today are: Wyatt and Zander. Welcome boys, how are you feeling about today’s competition?

Hm. They seem a bit indifferent. Perhaps they’re mentally preparing for today’s match.

Hold on. There is a new development in the competition. Zander has removed his own sock, folks. He has put it in his own mouth as if to tell Wyatt, “This is what I’m going to do to you, buddy.” Wyatt looks more than a bit anxious.

This is it, folks! The match has begun. Zander has decided to make the first move!

He has pinned Wyatt down with a perfectly executed Strangle and Slobber. Well done, Zander. Well done.

What’s this? It appears as though a penalty has been called against Zander and he absolutely disagrees with it.

{{flipping through rule book}}

Ah yes, here it is. “Excessive drooling on the back of an opponent’s head, results in a penalty of one Cheerio.”

Man, that’s small beans to this guy. He throws Cheerios around like they’re going out of style. I’m sure he won’t even bat an eye at paying that fine.

Uh oh, I see a confrontation going on. The referee has her back turned! Look! He’s going for Wyatt again!

I can only guess what he’s whispering into Wyatt’s ear right now, but I bet it ain’t sweet nothings.

Oh, thank goodness, the ref has turned around just in time to witness the blatant foul against Wyatt. Looks like he’s going to be giving up more than just that one Cheerio fine.

Well, there you have it, fans. A duel of the twins, ending in un-sportsmanlike conduct and-

Wait.

What’s this?

Wyatt has just caught up to his brother and is attempting his own retaliation. Where’s the ref?

Have you guys seen the ref?

In the bathroom? Playing with toilet paper? Get her out here!

One little grab on the collar and this mighty giant dissolves into tears. I guess big guys fall hard and cry hard.

Wyatt, much less willing to give up his Cheerios, seems to be trying to comfort his twin. What a guy.

Seems to be all for naught. Zander has absolutely lost his composure.

What was that?

The ref is back?

Finally!

What is she going to do about this? Are there penalties for consoling an opponent?

FACE!

Ohmygoshhh! did you see that?! She was obviously clued in to his crybaby ways. (Since it takes one to know one, after all…)

Let’s see that again!

Bam!

Right in the kisser.

I think this match is done. The official call from the booth is this game is a draw. I don’t know about you, but I sure can’t wait for the rematch.

Note: No babies, toilet paper, or pretty girl referees were hurt or torn apart in the making of this blog.