Irony (ˈī-rə-nē or, for normal people: eye-ron-ee):
When a child named Colby absolutely cannot stand cheese.
Thank goodness we didn’t name him Colby Jack…
(Seriously, though, who doesn’t like cheese?! My kid is a weirdo.)
Categories: food, humor, preschooler, shorties







Yep. Weird kid you’ve got there.
My English teacher my freshman year of high school didn’t like cheese….. but his first name wasn’t Colby (or Jack, or Cheddar, or any other kind of cheese), so it wasn’t so bad…. OH BUT HIS LAST NAME RHYMES WITH CHEESE! PEASE!