Scenes from Time Out, 6:32 PM:

Zander (3) sits in time out whining loudly. He suddenly gets quiet. I peek at him & see that he has crawled around the corner & is watching TV.

Me: Zander Chase! No TV! You are in time out!

Zander: Ahhh! Why??? I’m never ever watch TV! I’m never. EVER. Getting back together. Ever!