This is Bleeping Hard!
Warning: This entry contains naughty words. And I talk a lot about poop. Shield your innocent eyes. I keep telling myself, “It’ll get better, it’ll get better, it WILL get better” and yet, it seems to be getting worse. My kids, and the twins especially, are SO FREAKING difficult right now. Yes, they are 2 weeks away from turning 2. Yes, I know about the “terrible twos.” But two kids terrible two-ing… no, two... Read More
Just a Poo Story Niblet.
Ew. On second thought, maybe I shouldn’t use the words “poo” and “niblet” in the same sentence… Live and learn. This morning, on the Silly Mom Thoughts Facebook Fanpage, I wrote: Love is never having to say “I’m sorry, I crapped on you.” Apparently, my kids love me… a lot. It turned out to be a huge tease and I received a couple of comments from readers who were anticipating a juicy poo... Read More
Seriously, enough with the crap.
I pretty much lost it today. Twice. You see, my life revolves around poop. From the second I wake up in the morning, open the twins’ bedroom door and am nearly knocked unconscious by a mushroom cloud of stank, to the final nasty diaper of the day. All day. Every day. Double diaper duty. Sure, I love my babies. I do not, however, feel any fondness to their feces. This morning, I left the babies in their cribs a little longer than normal. Read... Read More
Video: “Where do we go potty?”
A conversation with Lily about where she’s supposed to go to the bathroom. Notice her stinker face at about :27. Imagine trying to keep a straight face when she gives you that expression after getting into trouble. Oh… ignore the green on her nose. She had just eaten guacamole. (I’m so bummed I turned off the camera when I did. Not even a second after I stopped filming, she let herself fall between the couches, looked up at me and... Read More
