Silly Mom Thoughts » potty training

This is Bleeping Hard!

Lindsay Maddox — Fri, 19 Aug 2011 00:15:46 +0000

Warning: This entry contains naughty words. And I talk a lot about poop. Shield your innocent eyes.

I keep telling myself, “It’ll get better, it’ll get better, it WILL get better” and yet, it seems to be getting worse. My kids, and the twins especially, are SO FREAKING difficult right now. Yes, they are 2 weeks away from turning 2. Yes, I know about the “terrible twos.” But two kids terrible two-ing… no, two BOYS terrible two-ing at the same time is downright exhausting. Frustrating. Infuriating.

Just a Poo Story Niblet.

Lindsay Maddox — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 21:31:25 +0000

Ew. On second thought, maybe I shouldn't use the words "poo" and "niblet" in the same sentence... Live and learn. This morning, on the Silly Mom Thoughts Facebook Fanpage, I wrote: Love is never having to say "I'm sorry, I crapped on you." Apparently, my kids love me... a lot. It turned out to be a huge tease and I received a couple of comments from readers who were anticipating a juicy poo story. Hm... "juicy" and "poo" shouldn't go together in a sentence either. Noted. The problem is, that my Facebook update wasn't necessarily meant as a precursor to a hilarious poop story. It was more reminiscing on my part, of past poo trauma. That's not to say, of course, that I don't have a recent poop story. These stories happen almost daily, so I figured you'd all get tired of them. After reading the responses to my Facebook update, I can see that isn't so.

Seriously, enough with the crap.

Lindsay Maddox — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 21:18:00 +0000

I pretty much lost it today.

Twice.

You see, my life revolves around poop. From the second I wake up in the morning, open the twins’ bedroom door and am nearly knocked unconscious by a mushroom cloud of stank, to the final nasty diaper of the day.

Video: “Where do we go potty?”

Lindsay Maddox — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 15:05:20 +0000

A conversation with Lily about where she’s supposed to go to the bathroom. Notice her stinker face at about :27. Imagine trying to keep a straight face when she gives you that expression after getting into trouble.