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The Problem With The Pina Colada Song

Lindsay Maddox — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 13:00:31 +0000

Recently, I was informed that my doctor’s office has this cool portal thing where I can go on, view my chart and medical history, and even shoot an email directly to my doctor, if need be. It’s a pretty sweet set-up, I think. The other day, I clicked around in my chart, reading my various medical issues (my children are listed as the majority of my “issues,” ha!), and other random information.

Testing sumpin’ out.

Lindsay Maddox — Sun, 03 Apr 2011 04:27:16 +0000

Ignore this.

(I know you won’t, because you’re stubborn like me and if someone tells you to ignore something, you’re even more inclined to look at it.)

Fine. I’ll tell you a funny story, then.

Once upon a time, there was a dog named Pedro. Pedro was a fat chihuahua and a very a sweet doggie who especially loved women and children.

Things you should {& shouldn’t} do in a hotel room.

Lindsay Maddox — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 18:01:03 +0000

Last August, much to my chagrin, and despite my pouting and grown-up tantrum-ing, my mom moved to Arizona. Fortunately, she has been able to visit fairly regularly and is here for a few days this week. As a gift to Clint and me, she sent us to a hotel for the night and even gave us money for a nice dinner. It was a much needed break for both of us. She thought of it as her excuse to have some good quality time with her grandbabies, too. (Suckerrr!)

I’m a person, too (and other things I learned).

Lindsay Maddox — Mon, 22 Nov 2010 23:11:41 +0000

40 hours of absolute freedom.

What parent of four under six would pass that up?

Not this mama, that’s for sure.

I learned about our church’s marriage retreat a couple of months ago. It cost less than $200 for 2 nights in a nice hotel, meals included, plus a promise of some interesting speakers…

I am a master baker!

Lindsay Maddox — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 22:33:15 +0000

That title is about to get a little more funny.

Read on. You’ll see.

This past weekend, a pregnant chick I had just met was talking about this new cupcake place she had been to. She said the cupcakes were amazingly delicious. She mentioned that one cupcake had salted caramel frosting and she loved it.

PhotoBlog: Impromptu

Lindsay Maddox — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 21:54:06 +0000

Most guys are complete wusses when they’re sick.

(HA! I just wrote “pregnant” instead of sick. That was funny. Anyway…)

Most guys, when sick, roll around in agony, whine in misery, certain that they are writhing on death’s doorstep.

True story.

Lindsay Maddox — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 21:34:02 +0000

Our movie was due back in 50 minutes and Clint had his shoes on, keys in hand, ready to walk out the door. I grabbed him by the shirt, pulled him toward me and whispered in his ear, “You know what makes me hot?”

SATC2… Oh. My.

Lindsay Maddox — Sat, 29 May 2010 18:34:06 +0000

Wow. Just, um, yeah. Wow.

That is my eloquently worded review of Sex and the City 2.

[Warning: I am about to spoil much of the movie, so if you haven't seen it, don't read this. Also, if you are a die hard SATC fan who thinks that everything SATC is amazing... you might hate me by the end of this.]

Let’s just get down and dirty…

Lindsay Maddox — Fri, 21 May 2010 20:57:38 +0000

I posted here about the topic for next week’s vlog being your entertaining labor and delivery stories. Although the emails have been flooding in (and by flooding in, I mean, um. One. No, wait, that was me emailing myself. So, none) I’m wondering if we should just start this whole vlog thing off with a bang and talk about the ever-so-embarrassingly hilarious sexual stuff.

Snip snip!

Lindsay Maddox — Fri, 21 May 2010 01:00:51 +0000

After getting pregnant with Colby by merely holding hands (swear!), then our IUD baby Lily, and then twins, it was quite clear that Clint and I were insanely fertile. At one of my first OB appointments after finding out about the twins, I informed my doctor that I definitely, 100… no 1,000% wanted my tubes tied on the operating table.