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Not Ready.

August 25th, 2010 Lindsay Maddox 13 comments

This week wraps up Colby’s first soccer debut.

It has been… interesting.

I love soccer. I know Colby enjoys kicking the ball around and being with his friends, so I figured it’d be fun to sign him up. How often do kids get to be on a team where they know everyone from the get-go?

Pretty lucky, if you ask me.

The first two games occurred while I was in New York for the BlogHer Conference, but I have been to every game since, twice a week for the past three weeks.

I didn’t anticipate how frustrating it would be. Read more on Not Ready….

Go find yourself… puh-lease.

August 12th, 2010 Lindsay Maddox 14 comments

I have changed significantly in the past two years and I can almost precisely pinpoint when it occurred: about twenty pages from the end of the book Eat, Pray, Love.

I used to love Oprah. I used to fall victim to her book club, her gotta-read-it-or-your-life-will-be-unfulfilled ways.

When Eat, Pray, Love came out, I rushed to read it. I needed inspiration and here was this woman, who had given up everything, it seemed, to go find herself. Surely, that would be inspiring.

{Okay, here’s where I know I have changed. It took every ounce of my energy to type “go find herself.” I digress, I’ll get to the reason behind that in a bit.}

A friend of mine asked me recently if I was excited to see Eat, Pray, Love in the theater.

“I have no desire to see that movie,” I responded.

She looked shocked, and I can understand why. After all, I had given her a copy of the book as a present because I thought she’d enjoy it. And she had. She also met me at the end of my “I love Oprah” phase, so she may still think I am that person. Read more on Go find yourself… puh-lease….

Wasted Time

August 11th, 2010 Lindsay Maddox 5 comments

Motherhood and personal success aren’t mutually exclusive.

That, I fully believe.

That is not to say, however, that pursuing your passion while balancing being a mom and wife is going to be easy. As I am quickly discovering, it’s quite the opposite.

Writing is my passion. Creating something out of nothing, streaming words together in such a way that it makes people laugh, cry, and think- that is what makes me giddy. That is what drives me to keep writing. Read more on Wasted Time…

Seriously, enough with the crap.

July 28th, 2010 Lindsay Maddox 17 comments

I pretty much lost it today.

Twice.

You see, my life revolves around poop. From the second I wake up in the morning, open the twins’ bedroom door and am nearly knocked unconscious by a mushroom cloud of stank, to the final nasty diaper of the day.

All day.

Every day.

Double diaper duty.

Sure, I love my babies. I do not, however, feel any fondness to their feces.

This morning, I left the babies in their cribs a little longer than normal. Read more on Seriously, enough with the crap….

Stop. Preaching. At. My. Door!

July 17th, 2010 Lindsay Maddox 8 comments

I am not close-minded about religion. If you choose to believe different than I do, that’s totally 100% fine in my book. In fact, I think there are some amazing aspects of religions other than mine.

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Pissy Mom Thoughts

July 9th, 2010 Lindsay Maddox 3 comments

Be forewarned: This blog post ain’t gon’ be pretty.

I cannot remember the last time I have had so many consecutive days of absolute pissed-off-ness.

Many of you know that Washington was hit by uncharacteristically chilly and anti-summer-like conditions until,  let’s see… oh, that’s right: Tuesday.

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Parenting advice from small cart no kids

June 15th, 2010 Lindsay Maddox 13 comments

Today, despite a horrendously splitting headache, I ventured out of the house with all of my kids in tow. It was more out of necessity than anything.

I had to get two super important prescriptions filled:

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