I pretty much lost it today.

Twice.

You see, my life revolves around poop. From the second I wake up in the morning, open the twins’ bedroom door and am nearly knocked unconscious by a mushroom cloud of stank, to the final nasty diaper of the day.

All day.

Every day.

Double diaper duty.

Sure, I love my babies. I do not, however, feel any fondness to their feces.

This morning, I left the babies in their cribs a little longer than normal. Read more on Seriously, enough with the crap….