Buffet: Defined
Buffet (boo-fay or buh-fay, depending on what tickles your pickle): A meal, often placed on a long table, where individuals help themselves. Usually all you can eat. 1. In baby terms, this means not eating while in the highchair and instead, waiting until you’re down from the highchair and Mommy has swept the day’s worth of food into a nice neat pile. Zander’s idea of a buffet: Read More Read More
Seriously, enough with the crap.
I pretty much lost it today. Twice. You see, my life revolves around poop. From the second I wake up in the morning, open the twins’ bedroom door and am nearly knocked unconscious by a mushroom cloud of stank, to the final nasty diaper of the day. All day. Every day. Double diaper duty. Sure, I love my babies. I do not, however, feel any fondness to their feces. This morning, I left the babies in their cribs a little longer than normal. Read... Read More
